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	<title>Don't Laugh At Me</title>
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	<description>LIFE is a WEAPON when you LIVE it</description>
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		<title>Falling Back</title>
		<description>Man this sucks. I hate when we have to "fall back" because now it is way dark way early. It's pitch black outside and it's 6. There's no time to do anything at night anymore. I am so ready to get started on all my Christmas stuff and what not. ...</description>
		<link>http://www.sparkeh.com/blog/2008/11/03/falling-back/</link>
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		<title>Bush in a Skirt</title>
		<description>If George W. Bush dressed in drag...
...He'd look something like this:

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		<link>http://www.sparkeh.com/blog/2008/10/26/bush-in-a-skirt/</link>
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		<title>Great Idea</title>
		<description>Wouldn't it be neat if you could send a special text message to anyone and see how you are stored in their phone? I'd love to see how people save me in their phone. You know someone surely has me as something crazy but wouldn't admit to it. 

Random. </description>
		<link>http://www.sparkeh.com/blog/2008/10/13/great-idea/</link>
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		<title>Google Chrome</title>
		<description>This is really an awesome browser. I can't wait until they come out with the OS X version. Google has done a great job with this. If you have XP/Vista, you've gotta give it a try. </description>
		<link>http://www.sparkeh.com/blog/2008/10/04/google-chrome/</link>
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		<title>Recipe for Disaster</title>
		<description>So last night I learned what it takes to fuck me up big time. I came home and passed out and then I woke up and ran to my porcelain friend. It is now past noon and I am still not feeling too keen. 

3 Hurricanes. 1 Friday's Mojito Shaker. ...</description>
		<link>http://www.sparkeh.com/blog/2008/10/01/recipe-for-disaster/</link>
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		<title>Lights Out for WaMu</title>
		<description>We all knew this day was coming but didn't know exactly when. The day finally came this morning and the FDIC had taken over it then sold everything over to Chase. A quick and smooth transaction. Lucky for everyone who banks with WaMu, Chase assumed all deposits so that no ...</description>
		<link>http://www.sparkeh.com/blog/2008/09/26/lights-out-for-wamu/</link>
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		<title>Ike Evacuation</title>
		<description>So I was all talking about riding it out at my house but then I decided I was too scared. So I ended up evacuating out to San Antonio on Friday. Fortunately, the traffic was not bad at all on the way out of town. I made it here in ...</description>
		<link>http://www.sparkeh.com/blog/2008/09/13/ike-evacuation/</link>
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		<title>Tracking Ike</title>
		<description>Yesterday, they really had no idea where Ike was headed, but now the center of where they are suggesting is almost a dead on hit with Galveston. I'm hoping it won't be bad if it comes here. I'm so ready for the hurricane season to be over so I can ...</description>
		<link>http://www.sparkeh.com/blog/2008/09/08/tracking-ike/</link>
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		<title>McCain/Palin 1900</title>
		<description>1900: The year the McCain/Palin duo will take us back to.

My partner and I were in Wal-Mart, of all places, in the check out line turning all the magazines, with Palin on the cover, backwards. There was a lady standing behind us and she was like, "So, you guys trying ...</description>
		<link>http://www.sparkeh.com/blog/2008/09/07/mccainpalin-1900/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Worried</title>
		<description>That America is falling apart. This whole Mortgage Crisis is really turning out to be a continuing problem. Banks are still failing; 11 so far this year. It's looking like Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae are going to take a lot of money from the Government to stay afloat. Believe ...</description>
		<link>http://www.sparkeh.com/blog/2008/09/07/im-worried/</link>
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